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Star Trek v.s. Star Wars


The top 10 reasons why Star Trek would Rule in the Star Wars universe
10. T.I.E. fighters are no match for the Jem Hadar.
9. Luke had to get angry and almost give into the dark side in order to defeat Vader, and he had no hope of defeating the Emporer. Captain Picard would have lectured them both into surrendering !
8. The Ferengi would cheat Jabba the Hutt right out of buisness !
7. The Imperial fleet putts along at light speed, The Enterprise zips around at 10 times light speed !
6. The Borg would have a field day assimilating all those stormtroopers !
5. Luke, Vader, Yoda, nor anyone else can beam anywhere !
4. Spock could become a Jedi in just seconds by mind melding with Obi Wan !
3. Lwaxana Troi would nag Vader until he commited sucide !
2. The Doomsday Machine would swallow the Death Star !
1. Q could make the entire Galactic Empire disappear with just a snap of his fingers !

The top 10 reasons why Star Wars would Rule in the Star Trek universe

10. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with a 6 story anti-matter chamber and a crew of 20 engineers to travel light speed. The Millenium Falcon goes light speed with just a Droid and a Wookie !
9. Harry Mudd would be Rancor food if he tried to muscle in on Jabba's turf !
8. The federation would have to try to liberate any ship named slave I
7. The Ion Cannon would blow the Enterprise right out of orbit !
6. Even an entire fleet of Klingon Battle Crusiers is no match for a single Star Destroyer !
5. Captian Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid fields at one quarter impulse, Han Solo floors it !
4. Luke is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he meets.
3. The Death Star doesn't care if a planet is class M or not !
2. Darth Vader would choke the entire Borg collective with a single glance !
1. One word - Lightsabers !

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